The Dirty Dozen - 12 Things that Show I've been in London WAYYY too LONG!

Yesss folks I'm still here ....

As a preview to my blog entry tonight, I've put together this as a bit of fun:-

TWELVE THINGS TO SHOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG ....

1. You think that the house you're living in is quite big enough for your needs and that your tiny little garden is the best thing in the world.
2. You think there are way too many trees around where you're living.
3. You start thinking that the London Underground tube (aka metro) really IS the only way to travel.
4. You really look forward, every morning, to receiving and reading your very own copy of the METRO free newspaper on the tube.
5. Your walking pace is faster than most cars in the centre of London.
6. You start thinking that it's actually not so noisy and crowded along Oxford Street after all.
7. You start taking sides when they read out the football scores on Final Score on Saturdays for the London teams.
   
8. You think that London people are, in fact, DIRECT and not just bloody rude like you first thought.
   
9. You think Eastenders is the greatest programme ever made and you never miss it.
   
10. You now think that the London local news is NOT the most depressing programme on TV but is just another "day in the life of the capital".
11. You are REALLY looking forward to the 2012 London Olympic games.
    
12. You now think that Boris Johnson is really a very capable man after all and a worthy mayor.